ok so the synopsis of my flight goes something like this:
my mom and i boarded on time and arrived an hour late, the plane had three rows of seat of which my mom and i sat in the back of the middle row, literally the last two seats and each seat had a touch screen behind it w/ headphones. I had access to games, movies, and music so i listened to Lilly Allen and Coldplay for most of the flight and watched some of Mallcop without having slept since i last saw everyone (cuz i couldn't though i tried).the food was in porcelain plates with metal utensils and the asshole of a pilot decides he doesnt know how to land when we get there.
If any of you have been in an elevator w/ me, i will assume you've notice how i grip handle bars when there's a shift in the movement. I hate that. Pilots arent supposed to act like there's wicked turbulence 20 fucking feet of the air. I gripped my mom's hand so hard as the cabin shook that eventually tears could do naught else but follow. We landed and before they could decide to let us go they had to disinfect the plane before passangers left due to new swine flu Venezuelan law. Being on the outer part of the row and at the end, i got the brunt of the toxicness and had a ridiculous allergic reaction, i was rubbing an eye, sniffing like crazy and lips purple and swollen., we got off and managed to get all our luggage, intact withing the hour wait all whilst i leaned on the cart and trying not to hyperventilate from the shaking of it all.
Trip to Ciudad Alianza (Alianza city, on the outskirts of Valencia):
My cousin picked us up in her truck 10 min after leaving the luggage claim area. we traveled about 2hrs to reach the city, due to the fact the plane landed in Caracas, not Valencia. Because of all of the above paragraph i was still unprepared for the trek through the roads of Venezuela for the state i was in. an hour into the ride, i begged her to stop because if i even swallowed my own saliva i was going to hurl. we stopped, i knelt on the ground and shook while taking a breath mint from my mom, both my mom and my cousin laughing at my state. We got back in the car and continued, i was better but not well and in the end, fell asleep for the rest of it.
Last night i had venezuelan fast food, and its been a while so when we went to the corner street hotdog cart roundup and sat at a table with our menu's, i ordered a Pepito, a supposed sandwich of a meat with a couple of condiments. I ordered one that had beef,chicken,bacon,corn,cheese,lettuce, and onions when the guy asked if i wanted the big one. I looked around the table and everyone was waiting for my answer, i thought nothing of it and said yes. This is what he brought back.


Don't think me a beast, i ate a third and felt like i was going to explode, this is still in the fridge.
There's been a crazy inflation where a lacoste sweater for a toddler cost in a rough exchange to $700.
So i may come back empty handed to those of you i promised souviner's.
TABBY AND ANGELA: how much is the budget for the Indie bag? so as to know what is too much.